- Hello, and welcome to CSS Hell, where you will be subjected to 15 unimaginably torturous CSS puzzles. “What did I do to deserve this?”, you ask. But you know perfectly well: you blashpemized Cascading Style Sheets. I saw that time your friends were complaining about CSS and you piled on with “CSS isn’t even a real programming language”. It is. I saw you upvote that Reddit meme about vertically aligning a div. Just use a flexbox. I saw you chuckle sensibly at those CSS Is Awesome designs. I couldn’t stand to let Håkon Wium Lie’s divine creation be slandered in this way, so I decided to show the nonbelievers like you the wrath of CSS’s unhinged power.
“How do you know me?” Nathanael asked. Jesus answered, “I saw you while you were still under the fig tree before Philip called you.”
John 1:48 NIV