I’m a Mawg. Half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.Barf, Spaceballs
We’re not just doing it for money…We’re doing it for a shitload of money!Lone Starr, Spaceballs
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!Captain of the Guard, Spaceballs
Excuse me. I’m trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!Druidian Priest, Spaceballs