Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
Erma BombeckThe grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Erma Bombeck
- The Mysterious Stranger, and Other Stories by Mark Twain (gutenberg.org)
It was in 1590—winter. Austria was far away from the world, and asleep; it was still the Middle Ages in Austria, and promised to remain so forever. Some even set it away back centuries upon centuries and said that by the mental and spiritual clock it was still the Age of Belief in Austria. But they meant it as a compliment, not a slur, and it was so taken, and we were all proud of it. I remember it well, although I was only a boy; and I remember, too, the pleasure it gave me.
- Erma Bombeck (Wikipedia)
Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.