Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
Erma BombeckThe grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Erma Bombeck
- Atari 2600: Missile Command (Internet Archive)
Aliens from the planet of Krytol have begun an attack on the planet Zardon. The Krytolians are warriors out to destroy and seize the planet of Zardon. Zardon is the last of the peaceful planets. The Zardonians are skillful and hardworking people. Their cities are built-up and rich in resources. It is truly a planet void of crime and violence.
- Erma Bombeck (Wikipedia)
Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper humor column describing suburban home life, syndicated from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.