I stepped outside around lunchtime and saw the Moon against a blue sky. I grabbed the 10x50 binoculars for my first observation of the Moon since childhood. Immediately prominent was the dark splotch of Mare Crisium and the bright crater of Langrenus, both identified later.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?George Carlin, Carlin on Campus (1984)