Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don’t have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you’d make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people [snaps fingers] just like that!
Martin Van Buren (Wikiquote)Martin Van Buren (December 5, 1782 – July 24, 1862), nicknamed “Old Kinderhook”, was the eighth president of the United States of America. He was the first president born after the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the first not of British descent, and the only U.S. president whose first language was not English (it was Dutch).