When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1g3puv0/chuck_norris_farted_once/
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
